¿What happened to the penis between the fall of the Roman Empire and the 1950s?
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Not enough people are appreciating Crowley’s American impression. Does he actually think they sound like that? Was it a joke? Who knows, either way our boy put their whole snakussy into it.
Season two ripped my fucking heart out.
AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR THAT TEACHES IN THE ROOM NEXT TO MY CERAMICS CLASS JUST BROUGHT UP DRACULA DAILY
There was a goth club in the cafeteria of my former high school run by my childhood best friend. It ended up getting shut down because someone bought acid from a teacher but didn’t pay the full price.
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My friends were out doing whatever they do without me while I was home sick and decided to FaceTime me to see how I was doing, they called while I was knitting and when I answered the first thing I heard was “THANATOS KNITS! HES MALEWIFE-ABLE!”
Never answering a FaceTime call again.
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Who I think the stranger things characters godly parents would be if they went to camp half blood:
El: I feel like El would be a child of Hypnos because of the dreaming aspect of their power. She would probably join the hunters when she ages out of camp.
Will: Will would be a satyr just because of how he can sense things from the upside down the way satyrs can sense monsters. He would be the one who brings them all to camp in the first place.
Mike: Mike would be a child of Hermes because I can’t figure out where to place him, he could honestly fit in any cabin. If y'all have any ideas for him I’d love to hear them.
Dustin: Dustin would be a child of Poseidon because he’s just that much of a main character. JK he’d be a child of Hephaestus.
Lucus: He’s a child of Apollo because he’s just that much of a golden retriever. Will and Nico would make a point to go to all of his games and just be the best brother and brother-in-law ever.
Max: She’s a child of Hermes because she gotta go fast. She and Mike have such a sibling rivalry, she pushes him to confess to Will at literally every turn.
Nancy: Her and Mike would have the same mortal parent but different godly parents. She’d be a child of Athena. She wouldn’t be too close with her siblings(except Mike, of course) but she’d still be really protective of them. When Annabeth and Parcy get engaged she suddenly goes full background check mode, her and robin put together a powerpoint of reasons Percy is sketchy ™.
Steve: He’s a child of Aphrodite because I said so!
Robin: She would be a daughter of Aphrodite who joins the hunters during a rebellious phase but leaves as soon as she sees a pretty girl(when Nancy comes to camp). Her and Steve have come to camp at the same time and both get claimed almost immediately, so they’ve been close since they were kids.
Eddie: He’s a child of Ares but gets claimed really late and spends a while in the Hermes cabin becoming an older brother figure to Mike. Him and Steve become head of their cabins but it doesn’t last long, they end up leaving camp so Eddie can start a music career and Steve and Robin can just fuck around. Steve and Eddie get married because they are in love and it’s totally 100% cannon, guys.
Erika: Just like Mike and Nancy, her and Lucas have the same mortal parent but different godly parents. Erika is a daughter of Ares. She gets claimed before Eddie and becomes kinda close with Clarisse.
Argile: Argile is a child of Demeter, legacy of Dionysus and uses his powers exclusively for growing weed.
Jonathan: He’s a child of Athena, he finds out right after him and Nancy break up and he just kinda: oh… oh no.
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